questions.

why do shampoo bottles open at the top and conditioner bottles open at the bottom?
how many perfumes smell the same, but we don't notice 'cause there are too many of them?
i want a gnome. where do i get one?
when someone uses the term whenever. when is whenever? should i know this?
how do you become a hallmark card writer?
if you're super nice all the time...do you have the right to be extra mean once and awhile?
craigie hall = poor planning? (one set of doors is push, the next is pull, then push, then pull)

kaur.