the unexamined life is not worth living man.

fin.



kaur.

demetri. me tried.

five5five5five



kaur.

sorta.

part 4.



kaur.

no melon, no lemon.

part three.



kaur.

224 word palindrome.

"Dammit I'm Mad"
by Demetri Martin

Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

kaur.

a car...rock and rolling?

part dos is sooo good. he is amazing!



kaur.

if i.

i love stand up comedy. however i like to stick with my favourites and am a bit of a snob so walk away dane cook and make room for the gooders. demetri martin is one of my favourites. mitch hedberg is another. today i'm posting part one of some sweet sweet demetri, just cause i feel like it...'ladies'. there are 6 parts some of which are funnier than others...so if youre impatient and don't wanna wait to see another part, or are a skeptic and think its not so funny check out the rest. i'll post them as the days go by. so righteous.



kaur.