Perez Hilton Boy Band...

It's been a while since we've posted about Perez....

Is this really necessary? Ugh. http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-14-our-big-news

Love, Keiko.

gossip.

i have not read perezhilton or justjared in over 3 weeks.  

i have not read a celebrity gossip magazine in 2 weeks.

i feel out of the loop.

today at work i will catch up on the the magazines.

love keiko.

hot and cold.

i like the justjared interview with katy perry.  first thing she says: 

"KP: Hi! I love your site so much! You’re the man because you show good pictures and you’re not trashing people’s lives and making people cry! You’re a nice guy, I like that. You’re trying to change the idea of media. It’s cool."

i take that as a diss to perez.

1.  GOOD pictures. (perez doesn't have, ever)

2.  NOT trashing people's lives. (pretty much the only thing perez does)

love keiko.

p.s. i secretly love katy perry.

jk+8

so, lately i haven't been keeping up with perezhilton.com, at all.  im over perez.  right now im all about justjared, he is more low-key not annoying, and has tons of pictures... which is all that matters (and he doesn't draw stupid immature penises and comments all over them).  that being said, im bored and just read a couple pages of perez, and all this shit about jon and kate makes me sad.  especially on perez, because he is an idiot.  his latest post is called "kate gosselin disses husband jon - on tv!"  why does this make him and idiot?  because she doesn't diss him.  i have made a list why his post is stupid.

1.  kate hasn't been making the rounds to share her opinion on the affair rumour.  she has been making the rounds to all the media outlets because she is promoting her new book!  it just happens to be at the same time as all this shit.

2.  "he is dealing very poorly with it."  is that a diss?  i dont think so.  especially since in the season finale he even says himself he's not dealing well with the whole celebrity thing.

3.  him not dealing well doesn't equal him being a tool, or not realizing that people will recognize him for being on tv.  not dealing well = he doesn't want it, and doesn't want to have to change his life for it... he explains it in the finale.  

p.s.  i am addicted to jon and kate plus 8, and i think this whole alleged affair is total bullshit.

love keiko

perez hating.

this is my first perez hatin' post.  

i don't care about:

1. his freaking birthday.

2. nadya suleman/octomom/"octopussy" (seriously, all she wants is media attention, he hates her for it, yet posts about her wayy too often).

3. his friendship with lady gaga! (fuck, really? she is one of the most ridiculous celebrities! if she wasn't his friend he would be allll over hating her) (his failure to give her shit for her nipple slip, but in the same week bash kate moss for her's... so lame!) (if anyone else had given that quote about how much she loves sex, she'd be a whore, but nope, it's lady gaga, she can do anything).

4. his hatred for kristen stewart! (she's not exciting, so what? she's not good at doing media shit, so what?) (also, basically every quote about her "hating" twilight was taken out of context!)

love keiko.